she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
*thinks about self*
me witnessing the birth of my child: nice
Do you dye your hair? I love the color and I'm thinking about dying mine soon hopefully to something close to yours!
my hair is naturally auburn but i kinda recently got highlights! thank u <3
Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful
500$ if you want me to eat lunch with you and be ur friend for 3 hours