"I did not intend to get this drunk"
- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

omgs:

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

delete this post

tealwig:

So excited for AHS freak show

floracutesy:

touch me buy and pizza my ass

queenhotdog:

first day of school and i didnt even cry

queenhotdog:

first day of school and i didnt even cry

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

pettydavis:

me: y’all are so dramatic

me: *starts drama*