dog: *barks*
me: chill


she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere


mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image


*thinks about self*


*drinks water*

me witnessing the birth of my child: nice
Do you dye your hair? I love the color and I'm thinking about dying mine soon hopefully to something close to yours!

my hair is naturally auburn but i kinda recently got highlights! thank u <3

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful